Good for him!!! Surprised CBS let him get away with this even though he’s right!!!

Andy Rooney quote: The average dog is a nicer person than the average...

Andy Rooney said on “60 Minutes” a few weeks back:

I don’t think being a minority makes you a victim of   anything except numbers. The only things I can   think of that are truly discriminatory are things like    the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine,    Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America.    Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund,    Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or    Miss White America ; and see what happens…  Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing    makes you a killer. You can kill someone   with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying    to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason,    which is why there are no girls allowed.   Girls belong in the Girl Scouts!    ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong,    it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

I have the right “NOT” to be tolerant of others     because they are different, weird, or tick me off.

When 70% of the people who get arrested   are black, in cities where 70% of the population    is black, that is not racial profiling; it is the    Law of Probability.

I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake,    a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room,    you must do it in English! As a matter of fact,    if you want to be an American citizen,    you should have to speak English!

My father and grandfather didn’t die in vain so you    can leave the countries you were born in to   come over and disrespect ours.

I think the police should have every right to shoot    your sorry ass if you threaten them after they    tell you to stop. If you can’t understand the    word “freeze” or “stop” in English,    see the above lines.

I don’t think just because you were not born    in this country, you are qualified for any   special loan programs, government sponsored   bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can   open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store,   or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries    and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms,    so that decades later they could come over here    and tell us our constitution is a living document;    and open to their interpretations.

I don’t hate the rich .  I don’t pity the poor.

I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and    television. That doesn’t stop you from watching them.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every    penny he made and continue to make more.   If it ticks you off, go and invent the next   operating system that’s better,    and put your name on the building.

It doesn’t take a whole village to raise a child right,    but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid;    and smack their little behinds when    necessary, and say “NO!”

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want    them, but please don’t pretend they are a    political statement. And, please, stay home until    that new lip ring heals. I don’t want to look at    your ugly infected mouth as you    serve me French fries!

I am sick of “Political Correctness.”    I know a lot of black people, and not a    single one of them was born in Africa ; so   how can they be “African-Americans”?    Besides, Africa is a continent. I don’t go around    saying I am a European-American because my   great, great, great, great, great, great   grandfather was from Europe .    I am proud to be from America and nowhere else
And if you don’t like my point of view, tough…

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG,    OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,    AND TO THE REPUBLIC,    FOR WHICH IT STANDS,    ONE NATION UNDER GOD , INDIVISIBLE,    WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

I was asked to send this on if I agree or delete if I don’t.    It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God.    Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why    there is such a problem in having “In God We Trust”    on our money and having “God” in the Pledge of Allegiance.    Why don’t we just tell the 14% to Shut Up and BE QUIET !!!

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